Ladies & Gents-
My apologies to those who read this blog and to those who were disappointed when I took my month long hiatus from writing on it. ( I'm just saying, I did get bitched at for it haha). Truthfully, I blame homework and life in general. But what can you do huh? I'm here now, to update you on all things blog worthy of my days. There's a few things I definitely need to address, so lets begin shall we?
So for those of you who think the War against Terror is over and that we should leave them alone now...
I have to tell you, its not over, and they cannot be trusted. Which I guess is common sense. I read an article recently about Al Qaeda operative taking bombs and detonators, sewing them inside of a two dogs stomachs, and somehow got the dogs carriers aboard a flight headed for the United States. The poor pups died shortly after they were put on board and were discovered by US soldiers working the cargo area. The bombs were so poorly stitched into the dogs that they probably bled out. Al Qaeda had planned for the dogs to explode in flight, but if it wasn't for those pups dying so soon after arriving, we may have lost an entire plane full of people. RIP pups!
I also would like to mention Al Qaeda put bombs in computer printer cartridges and tried to get them aboard US cargo jets in Yemen last month. That plan was also thwarted and luckily, we avoided an international incident. Heres more from the article I read:
"Details are still emerging of last month's terror plot in which Yemeni al Qaeda operatives stashed bombs inside computer printer cartridges, which they hoped to blow up aboard US-bound cargo jets. That plot unraveled when Muhammad bin Nayef, a Saudi prince involved in intelligence work, learned of the plan and the packages' tracking numbers and passed them on to the CIA. Just as they tried to hide bombs in dogs' bodies, al Qaeda has also tried hiding bombs inside people. Last year, an al Qaeda suicide bomber tried to assassinate bin Nayef with an explosive device hidden in his rectum like a suppository. Bin Nayef was slightly injured in the attack." Full Article Here
Yeah buddy, whipping them into shape is clearly going to make them run your most likely shitty offensive and defensive sets correctly. Hope he gets throw in the slammer where he belongs..
moving onto other things I usually talk about
so far the only couples left on the show are:
Kyle Massey & Lacey Schwimmer
Jennifer Grey & Derek Hough
Brandy & Maksim Chmerkoviskiy
Bristol Palin & Mark Ballas
The only name I do not understand on that list is Bristol Palin.
Heres a recap of the entire competition:
David Hasselhoff (eliminated week 1)
Michael Bolton (eliminated week 2)
Margaret Cho (eliminated week 3)
Mike 'The Situation' Sorrentino (eliminated week 4)
Florence Henderson (eliminated week 5)
Audrina Patridge (eliminated week 6)
Rick Fox (eliminated week 7)
Kurt Warner (eliminated week 8)
Again, Bristol Palin? WTF?
MTV FORCED TO HAND OVER THE TAPES
I'm going to go out on a limb here and say... someone is SCREWED! Amber Portwood of Anderson, Indiana, one of the four moms who went from being on MTV's 16 & Pregnant right to its spin-off Teen Mom, is royally up the legal river with out a paddle, or a boat. MTV was forced to hand over the unedited footage of the infamous episode that lead to the investigation on Amber and Gary by Child Protective Services and the Anderson Police Department. If they see evidence that Amber or Gary committed any kind of domestic abuse in front of their daughter, they will be charged with a felony for domestic violence.
Update: Amber has recently given all her parental rights to Gary for the time being, apparently CPS and both parents agreed it was safer for Leah to stay with Gary because of all the paparazzi and photographers stationed outside Amber's home. Apparently THEY are the threat to Leah, not the violent, pill popping mother who lives INSIDE the house with her. Wow MTV, you always find the winners!
now to update the...
HARRY POTTER COUNTDOWN
THERE ARE ONLY 5 (COUNT 'EM)
F-I-V-E DAYS LEFT TIL HP7 PART 1
I'm excited, are you?
NOW FOR TODAYS RADS
RAD = Random Annoyance of the Day
-New Englanders get so emotional over the cold weather, like the sky is falling because its under 60 degrees. YOU LIVE IN NEW ENGLAND. GET USED TO IT
-Leading me to, the first snow flake of the season will send a massive frightening shock wave thru most brains of New England drivers (MA in particular)
-They then forget how to drive in it, so becareful.
-Black Friday Sales starting at 4AM. wtf is that?
The Boston Celtics are off to a 8-2 start of the season, minus the fact 3 or 4 of those wins had an OT period, I'm impressed. We still need to get our big guys healthy. But I'm going to call it, right here, right now...
Boston Celtics 2011 NBA Champions
Boston Celtics 2011 NBA Champions
Anyways, I'm done for today. Later Haters xO